Sunday, April 5, 2009

the adventures of "lone rangers" _part "trekking-day 2"

cave exploring
-Kota Gelanggi, Jerantut
-early in the morning..hehe
cave exploring is the best activity ever..we can see the beautiful view of God creation, the cave..there were many unusual shape of rock that form in the cave..mona lisa's potrait, lion shape, elephant's head, the emperor, huge sword, full shape elephant, and many more... too much talking.. let's see the pictures..hehehe

before exploring the between two rocks...huhu
Gua Sanding....
in this cave, we can see a couple were married. that's why the call it Gua Sanding..
cold waer in the cave..huhu

lion shape rock..
form after milion years. it can't be touch. because the rock is still growing. it called 'kristal putih'. it wll grom several mm in 60 years.

beautiful shape.....
middle of nowhere.... elephant's head....

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Why death at 11 am

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural.
No one could solve the mystery..... as to: Why the death at 11 AM?
So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decide to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents.
So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil........ Just when the clock struck 11.....
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.

the adventures of "lone rangers" _part "trekking-day 1"

20-22 march 2009....
3 days 2 night
location : kompleks gua Kota Gelanggi, Jerantut
objective: 1- to get A's for 'ko-ku'
2- to see the beauty of the nature

i would like to share about my experience during camping at Kota Gelanggi. it's first time in my life, entering cave. and, suprising, we had to camp in the cave. such a new experienced. sleep in the cave is like sleep in the ice box. nature air-circulation make cold environtment inside the cave, even outside hot like hell!! Subhanallah...such a great creation from God...for the first activity, we had to walk 3 hours in the jungle(jungle trekking).. tired but fun..then abseiling's my first try, and Alhamdulillah, it goes smoothly..

our camping site. Gua Balai......
the beauty of nature.....
signboard "SIMBIOSIS INSAN DAN ALAM, manusia dihormati, alam usah dicemari"

at mini museum.....

tired after jungle trekking(3 hours journey)

at Gua Tongkat....

evening activity... abseiling
it's the first time and it's interesting....
half-way down...huhuhu

Problem with gas

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says,
"Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was passing gas because they don't smell and are silent".
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady goes back.
"Doctor," she says, "I don't know what medicine you gave me, but now my gas..... although still silent... smells terrible."
The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

Friday, April 3, 2009


Hearing a department store clerk address me as "Ma'am," four-year- old Jennifer asked what that meant.
"Ma'am is short for madam," I replied.
"It's a polite way to address a woman."
Jennifer asked what name Daddy would be called. "Sir,"
I answered. "Sir ..." she thought for a moment,
"that must be short for servant!"


The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.
He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted by a child whispering, "Hello?"

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?" "Yes", whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?" the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes", came the answer.
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.
"Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child.
"Yes" whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer.
Growing very concerned especially as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"Honey, what is going on at your house?" asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed, whispering voice the child answered, "Some men in a hello-copper just landed and are looking around.
" Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they looking for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "Me"

the adventures of "lone rangers" _part "overnight at TC"

21 february 2009
sunday night...
location: teluk chempedak, kuantan
no. of member: 4
objective: to see beautiful view of kuantan, and tc
transport: 'kancil'

introducing: from left - ajiem(kukukaki), me, cip(cip_aziz),mirul(otaku)

way to go.....

night view of kuantan....

mc'donald's idol...