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Saturday, April 4, 2009

Problem with gas

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says,
"Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was passing gas because they don't smell and are silent".
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady goes back.
"Doctor," she says, "I don't know what medicine you gave me, but now my gas..... although still silent... smells terrible."
The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

Friday, April 3, 2009

Servant

Hearing a department store clerk address me as "Ma'am," four-year- old Jennifer asked what that meant.
"Ma'am is short for madam," I replied.
"It's a polite way to address a woman."
Jennifer asked what name Daddy would be called. "Sir,"
I answered. "Sir ..." she thought for a moment,
"that must be short for servant!"

WHY PARENTS HAVE GRAY HAIR

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.
He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted by a child whispering, "Hello?"

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?" "Yes", whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?" the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes", came the answer.
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.
"Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child.
"Yes" whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer.
Growing very concerned especially as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"Honey, what is going on at your house?" asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed, whispering voice the child answered, "Some men in a hello-copper just landed and are looking around.
" Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they looking for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "Me"

the adventures of "lone rangers" _part "overnight at TC"

21 february 2009
sunday night...
location: teluk chempedak, kuantan
no. of member: 4
objective: to see beautiful view of kuantan, and tc
transport: 'kancil'

introducing: from left - ajiem(kukukaki), me, cip(cip_aziz),mirul(otaku)

way to go.....

night view of kuantan....

mc'donald's idol...

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Sunday, March 29, 2009

i won't see you tonight..

Cry alone, I've gone away
No more nights, no more pain
I've gone alone, took all my strength
I've made the change,
I won't see you tonight. . .

Sorrow, sank deep inside my blood
All the ones around me,
I cared for and loved. . .

Building up, inside of me
A place so dark, so cold,
I had to set me free
Don't mourn for me,
You're not the one to place the blame
As bottles called my name,
I won't see you tonight. . .

Sorrow, sank deep inside my blood
All the ones around me,
I cared for
And most of all I loved
But I can't see myself that way
Please don't forget me,
or cry while I'm away

So far away, I'm gone. Please don't follow me tonight
And while I'm gone, everything will be alright

No more breath inside
Essence left my heart tonight